Mr Ben

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  JW's in Coffee Shop Using ME as a Lesson to their Children

  by Good Girl or Bad Girl? in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i am sort of shocked and wonder if i pulled this same kind of sh*t as a witness.

  i already know jw's believe they are better than everyone else, what with being god's only chosen people and all that.. well, i am sitting at my table, minding my own business.

  there is a group of six jw's at the next table, three adults, three kids.

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  Mr Ben

  I wonder what they would think if you went to the Feb WT about oral sex, with their children present, and just got up and left shouting about how disgusting to discuss oral sex with minors!
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  Mormon Celestial Sex... A Quantitative Analysis

  by FormerMormon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i posted this on some mormon recovering bb's.

  i'll modify it to make it a little more understandable to jw's.

  this is an example of how the unerring truths of mormon doctrine meet the unerring mathematics.

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  Mr Ben

  My limited experience was that Mormons are as barmy as we were, and having them round for a chat is something I really recommend. No seriously, they, like JW's, doubtless have lots of nice people, but any brief analysis of their belief structure just leads to a really great laugh! Honestly! This is what happened some time ago with me:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/115995/1.ashx

  Have fun!
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  Will Smith and Scientology

  by mavie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  will smith has gone off the deep end.

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  Mr Ben

  And he's currently making a film of one of my favourite books, I Am Legend! Can't wait!
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  Do You Realize That Satan Is Supposed To Be Almost As Powerful As Jehovah?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom was telling me that we have to be especially on guard during these last days because satan the devil is setting his sights upon anyone he thinks he can get.

  i mentioned to my mother that jws give too much credit to the devil.

  i explained satan is supposed to be a single angel gone bad.

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  Wait a mo!!! Hold the press!!! I'm not a veggie, so the one who created me, i.e. my God, must be............. Satan!!!!!!

  Witchtower wisdom solves the puzzle once again!!!
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  Do You Realize That Satan Is Supposed To Be Almost As Powerful As Jehovah?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom was telling me that we have to be especially on guard during these last days because satan the devil is setting his sights upon anyone he thinks he can get.

  i mentioned to my mother that jws give too much credit to the devil.

  i explained satan is supposed to be a single angel gone bad.

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  Lest we forget.... Satan is the Creator! Jehooby only created veggies, Satan created all the non vegetarian creatures, i.e. 99.9% of all creatures!

  That's 7-0

  And bad weather... 8-0

  And diseases... 9-0

  And fungal spores... 10-0

  My money's on Satan! Oops, better be careful in case Jehooby strikes me down! Maybe Satan will protect me...

  Satanic Insects: http://www.seanet.com/~raines/insects.html
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  Babies get shunned

  by Crooked Lumpy Vessel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my sister was recently disfellowshipped and she told me that she was eating in a restaurant yesterday when the elder that disfellowshipped her was seated at the table next to her.

  of course they would not breathe a word to her.

  but her son (4 years old) had kept saying hello over and over to the elder and his wife and they both refused to acknowledge him, smile of even say hello back.

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  Bzzzz.... Love thy enemies.....

  DOES NOT COMPUTE. REFER CONSCIENCE TO WT INDEX.

  Bzzzz.... I want mercy not sacrifice...

  DOES NOT COMPUTE. REFER CONSCIENCE TO WT INDEX.

  Bzzzz.... God is love...

  DOES NOT COMPUTE. REFER CONSCIENCE TO WT INDEX.

  Bzzz... Have no mercy on the little child or virgin girl...

  COMPUTES! COMPUTES! COMPUTES! COMPUTES!
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  Where does a JW start to research?? It's all LIES

  by horrible life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i came to jwd because i was angry and scared of a person.

  in my anger, i wanted to scream about my past life as a jw.

  as a jw, if i was told to research, where would i start?

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  I read all these. Read, understand, make your own mind up.

  http://corior.blogspot.com/
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  Nova: Intelligent Design documentary

  by ringo5 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  novajudgment day: intelligent design on trialthu, nov 15, 9:00 pm| run time: 120 min.. genre: science.

  cctv-pgstereoconflict among the school board, parents and teachers evolves when the board orders teachers to read to students a statement suggesting an alternative to darwin's theory of evolution.. .

  this is 9;00 pst.

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  Mr Ben

  LtCmd.Lore Great answer! I'll remember that one! Shows a great deal of intelligent design! Did you create it or was divine help required! LOL!

  I suppose the conflict between believing in divine directed evolution is that Adam needs to have existed as the first man, to have fallen, neccesitating Jesus etc etc.

  I believe the invisible, indivisible, unadvisable pink polka dot elephant in the sky did it. I want equal time too!
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  Combatting Cult Mind Control- Has Anybody Read This Book ? Your Opinions

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i finally ordered this book from the book store as i have heard some good things about it .

  also want to know more about how cults i.e.

  jehovah's witnesses and other cults think so as to see how to communicate with more insight to my witness daughters 20 and 19 .

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  YOU can look forward to an approaching paradise!!! Sound familiar? Moonies or JW's? You'll be surprised! But I won't spoil it for you...

  Great book, always a good recommend for dubs & ex dubs. Especially good for dubs as it is not aposto and doesn't talk about the Witchtower,so they can read it without The Witch persecuting them.
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  are we inactive or what?

  by inactive? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i would like someone to discuss some issues i have.

  i understand all are welcome here, so i am sure some elders or former elders could help me.

  i was a pioneer for 7 years, before that i was a regular auxiliarry pioneer for 3 years, i have been a witness for 17 years.

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  Mr Ben

  Dear Inactive?, well, this happened in my crazy Congo...

  A single mum pioneer sister, the nicest person you would ever meet, was declared from the platform to no longer being a pioneer. Just that, Sister x is no longer a pioneer of Jehovah's Witnesses. Nothing else. Lots of people started to treat her very cooly. Yet, she continued to put in full pioneer hours, do cleaning duties, go to all meetings etc. I know.

  Shortly after, an apparently unrelated event, an MS was announced he is no longer an MS, but also we were told to encourage those who are weak blah blah show extra love... etc. specifically designed so that we should show special love for this man. Very different to the way the pioneer sister was announced, yes?

  Turns out the MS was a child molester, and the elders were essentiall covering this up, sick f***ers. If he hadn't been reported to the police by a non-JW whose child he molested he would never have been convicted.

  Later, I find out one of the children he exposed himself to was the pioneer sister's daughter. My theory is they were discrediting her in advance, just in case she ever warned others about this evil man. I not saying this has any bearing at all on you or your daughter's experience, but I relate it just to show how a body of elders can suddenly turn on a completely innocent person.

  Get out of this sicko org.